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Neuralink Announces Full Self-Driving™ for Humans, Partners with Apple TV+’s “Severance”

Revolutionary Consciousness Segmentation Brings Fiction to Reality

FREMONT, CA – Neuralink Corporation today announced the launch of Full Self-Driving™ (FSD) for humans, alongside an exclusive partnership with Apple TV+’s “Severance” to deliver work-life consciousness separation.

“Why waste consciousness on your commute when your body can navigate itself?” said Elon Musk, Neuralink CEO. “This is the future humanity deserves.”

Building AI prototypes as an indie developer taught me three non-obvious lessons that challenge what I thought I knew about working with LLMs.

Ten people sit in a conference room for an hour. Six team leads take turns reading slides, which rehash status already in JIRA. No decisions get made. Everyone leaves the meeting to do actual work. This happens every month. If asked, none of the attendees could name a single benefit of the meeting. It costs your company $24,000 a year.

Does this sound familiar to you?